Weekly Newsletter 09/28 - FyreTV Asks What's Your Question? Jokes You Can't Tell Your Mother and 50% off Top Shelf 2 from Diabolic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Did Polly really want the cracker? What if the hokey pokey really is what it’s all about? These are all examples of stupid questions you can ask today as we celebrate “Ask A Stupid Question Day.” Today is your opportunity to ask all those questions you were afraid to ask, or just want to be a smart ass and ask. Take advantage of this day by allowing yourself to know one thing for sure. Now through October 5, get any movie from our library, and get another non-new release FREE. This is a question that doesn’t need to get asked. Use promo code: ASKFREE Are you the type of person who needs a little laughter to break up the monotony of the work week? FyreTV makes it easy…just opt-in to our dirty joke of the week and every Thursday you’ll receive a joke (from the naughty side of course) sent via text message. To opt-in, just text “JOKE” to 99-000 and you will be added to our Joke of the Week list. Here’s the winner of the FyreTV Weekly Dick Flick, the hottest New Releases, and what movies are now off New Release status and available for viewing with minutes, packages, or purchasing at discounted prices. We hope you enjoy it and find something new for your viewing pleasure. FyreTV gives you, the viewer, a feature film, aptly named the "Dick Flick," at 50% off. If there is a film you would like to be featured, let us know! We will post about it on the FyreTV Forum and through the FyreTV.com Facebook page and @FyreTV on Twitter. Let us know what movie you want for half off so you can get all off! This weeks "Dick Flick," as chosen by you, is…. Top Shelf 2 Studio: Diabolic Starring: Alexis Texas, Francesca Le, Tori Black, Lisa Ann, Kagney Lynn Karter, Rebecca Linares Synopsis: The original Top Shelf was one of the most successful releases in Diabolic`s history as the hottest women in XXX performed the nastiest of deeds! Well, the tradition continues as porn goddesses Kagney Linn Karter, Tori Black, Rebeca Linares, Alexis Texas, Francesca Le, and Lisa Ann work their moist mouths, premium pussies, and astonishing asses to pornographic perfection! These hot new releases will have you bringing out your FYRE hose any and everywhere!! Add in a 25% discount off these titles you’ll be a little lightheaded from the blood being diverted from the brain. Text “NewFyre” to 99000 and use the promo code to take 25% off any New Release of your choice! Fyre Rescue and medics are standing by. Cock Pigs 2 (Evil Angel: Belladonna) Invading My Privacy (3rd Degree) My Gigantic Toys 15 (Devil's Film) BFFs (Wicked Pictures) Girls Will Be Girls 7 (Diabolic) Rosa Love Your Imagination (Joy Bear) Lesbian Riding School (Filly Films) Asswoman (West Coast) Butthole Barrio Bitches (Evil Angel) Wood In The Hood (Pink Visual) These top selections are available to view with your minutes or with a Premium Studio Channel. Don’t let the minutes in your Spank Bank account go unused! You can also now view all movies that have come off New Release status in the last 30 days by checking the New Catalog option on the website. Dani (Elegant Angel) Don't Tell My Wife... (Devil's Film) Asian Anal Assault (Evil Angel) Pumper's New Jump Offs 3 (Freaky Empire) The Cult (Harmony) Anal Motherfucker (Evil Angel: Mike Adriano) Big Wet Asses 21 (Elegant Angel) Panty Pops 6 (Evil Angel) Belladonna's Foot Soldiers 3 (Evil Angel) Gimme A Fucking Spring Break 8 (Pink Visual) Thanks again for your continued support. We hope you enjoy all the amazing content FyreTV has to offer and look forward to giving you an even better movie watching experience. Make sure to connect with us on Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, FyreTV Forum, Pinterest and subscribe to our blog Come Play With FyreTV for updates, information, exclusive offers and promotions.